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09-30-2006, 03:43 PM
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**** you.
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raider jokes
if you have a raider joke, post it here
What do you call a bunch of raider fans running down the street? Jailbreak! Why don't most Raider games sell out? Can't go to the game if your in jail! Did you hear LT is having a condo built in Oakland? It happens to be in the endzone of the Oakland Collesium, since he spends more time there than any of the Raiders do. Where do Faider fans hold their get togethers? Cellblock D BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Oakland: OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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09-30-2006, 03:50 PM
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What do you call 52 players watching the super bowl...
A:The Raiders How many Raiders does it take to screw in a light bulb... A:5, one to do it and the other to go OHH MY How do you get 4 raiders to sit on a bench? A:turn it upside down. |
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09-30-2006, 04:24 PM
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Little Johnny's parents were finally getting divorced, and went to famiily court for a custody hearing.
Little Johnny's mother's attorney told the court that he should live with his mother because she was nurturing and kind, and even worse... Johnny's Daddy beats him! Little Johnny's father's attorney told the court that he should live with his father because he could better provide proper necessities, and even worse... Johnny's Mommy beats him! Finally, the judge asked Johnny "Who do YOU want to live with, son?" And Little Johnny wiped his eys, sniffled and squeaked out "I want to live with the Oakland Raiders, because They can't beat Anyone!" |
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10-01-2006, 01:50 AM
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Gotta love that one, it just made me LOL!!!  Here's a Raider Joke for you.... What's the official movie of the Oakland Raiders?? "The Whole Nine Yards", they don't know how to get a first down.....  |
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